1725 Things Not Allowed in RPGs

Samm August 5, 2010 2 Comments »

The lovely Tiarala  had this link posted and I thought its genius should be shared.

This list was started by The Glen in 2005 and has since grown to over 1725 entires of things Mr. Welch (no clue who he is) is not allowed to do in an RPG. Clearly he has tried everything!

Some of our favorites:

#1. You cannot base your character off of The Who’s drummer Keith Moon.

#15. Plan B is not automatically twice as much gunpowder as Plan A.

#56. No matter how well I roll, a squirrel cannot carry a horse and rider at full sprint.

#57. In the middle of a black op I cannot ask a guard to validate parking.

#423. Even if the rules allow it, I cannot play a duck.

#717. I cannot start the game in post-apocalyptic Poland driving a Porsche.

#1227. The Death Star does not need a cabin boy.

#1257. No, the answer to the problem is not to make a gatling gun out of bazookas.

#1725. No god’s vestments can include gogo boots.

What’s your favorite?

You can find the hysterical full list HERE.

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  1. TiaraLaNo Gravatar August 10, 2010 at 11:15 pm -

    165. I am forbidden from replacing anything with folger’s crystals to see if they notice.

    Just because I’ve seen this done in game. 😛

  2. spacegypsyMamaNo Gravatar August 6, 2010 at 12:12 pm -

    38. They do not make black market illegal cyberweapons for rodents.
    (Of course while this is my fav… I also find it very disappointing.)

    58 Expended ammunition is not a business expense.

    77 I did not get my super powers from James T. Kirk

    198 Not allowed to steal my own soul.