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A Peak into the Doomsday Device called “Angelmaker”

This article was originally published in the ever wonderful Steampunk Chronicle and has been reposted here with permission. You can view the original article HERE.

A Peek into the Doomsday Device called “Angelmaker”

Professor Upsidasium gives us a review of the upcoming novel “Angelmaker” by Nick Harkaway.

By Professor Upsidasium

Anglemaker is about the clockwork of fates and destinies that interconnect us all, asking the question “Is our collective internal bearings true? And if not, what were to happen if someone went about ‘fixing’ that…?” More chillingly, it dares, “…And what would happen if that someone got it horribly, terriblywrong in the attempt?”

Ages, like gears, mesh together behind the backdrop of a dreary, very mundane contemporary London where the unfortunately named Joe Spork is living in the twin shadows of his father and grandfather.  Grand-dad Daniel was a master-class clockwork artisan and daddy-dearest Mathew was a master-class gangster in the 50s.  Overwhelmed by their legacies, Joe has grown into a disappointed and disappointing shade of a man, drifting without many options, stuck between gears.  When the ancient Edie Banister tests Joe’s ability to fix ever-stranger bits of clock-driven machinery, it brings both of them to the attention of vast forces seeking to find and control the “Angelmaker,” a nearly mythical device which could either push mankind into a hopeful nirvana or destroy the whole human race.

Anglemaker as a book dives head-first into several titanic ideas.  Flipping the normal “Old technology meets new influence” paradigm of many fictions, Angelmaker brings the past unexpectedly erupting into a future (our present) ill-equipped to deal with mad science and illuminati-style conspiracies and aging British super-spies.  Will this blow the mind of many people overly-engrossed in the “what makes something steampunk” debate? Most definitely!  More importantly, no matter what school of [adjective]-punk you subscribe to, is this a highly entertaining read.   I had to go back over more than one chapter just for the sake of the near poetic text.  The action sequences were broken-glass sharp, and the romances were just as heartbreakingly painful at times.  While I can finish most books of this length in a few dedicated hours, Angelmaker took me a full week to work through like a box of treats you don’t want to consume at once, or too soon.  I found myself reading passages out loud not just for the fun of watching my other half’s reactions to the great shenanigans, but also to soak in the luxurious language of this text.

There are broad and gracious nods at much of Steampunk’s early root materials, in particular with notes of Jeter’s Infernal Devices and Morlock Nights in the mix, but Anglemaker retains a robust and original army of characters endlessly whirling about each other like the teeth on wildly flailing cogs; some will mesh and blend while others will painfully clash, showering down sparks whenever they meet.  Joe Spork is on his hero’s journey, trying to plumb the depths of his own family’s hidden history in time to avoid global calamity, but he is not the sole point of view here; few things can prepare you for the counter point of Edie Banister’s career as a globe-trotting spy for the Edwardian throne and their secretive cabal of super-makers.  Decked out Steam-trains, ultra-submarines, and dangerous liaisons in strange countries all figure prominently for Edie, who brings the depth and perspective to what could be mankind’s greatest peril.  When she hands the keys of this legacy to Joe, all hell literally breaks loose, and I think you are going to enjoy every minute of it.

Nick Harkaway brings a fully realized, alternate, hidden history to the page and dares you to imagine a time when modern men are forced to pay heed to the forgotten springs and switches laying buried in the artifacts that our world is built on and in the histories that we build our lives upon.

Angelmaker will be released March 20, 2012 and you should immediately add this to your growing steampunk library.

 

Professor Upsidasium is a contributor to Steampunk Chronicle.  He uses the Visuatronic Audiographic Steampunk Archive to capture images and sounds of events he has been to and individuals he has had the pleasure of speaking with.  You can follow his ramblings on Twitter or explore the current iteration of the archives on YouTube.

Gone but not forgotten, Good bye Chuck

Chuck season 5

Casey, Chuck & Sarah

After 5 years as one of the best shows on television, “Chuck” said goodbye with style, on January 27, 2012. Chuck will be missed, but not forgotten. I was introduced to Chuck by my husband, and was quickly hooked just as most of the geek world was. What’s not to like? It’s the story of a geek working as a techie at the local Buy More when, by accident, he is exposed to the Intersect, a database containing the identities of operatives from the worlds spy networks. It also gives the recipient superhuman abilities.

So what happens when a typical geek accidentally has this information downloaded to his brain? A whole lot of fun, comedy, awkwardness, and of course he is recruited to become a spy!  That is only after the NSA & CIA place him under protective custody. Chuck went from the awkward guy in love with the beautiful spy to a somewhat confident, skilled operative and the geek who got the girl! A true class act of a show, with fantastic writers and excellent actors. It’s only been a week, and already I miss Chuck, just as other fans.

Chuck & Sarah's Wedding

I’m not going to recap the episode because you can watch it on NBC.com, and get a full recap there that is more detailed.  However, Morgan moves in with Alex; Ellie & Awesome move to Chicago, and Sarah has lost her memory after using the intersect to help Chuck.  And finally we see Jeff & Lester helping the gang rather than causing trouble for them.   The last few episodes including the two hour finale take us in a 180 degree turn, giving us a look into Sarah’s life.  Up until now the focus was on Chuck & Ellie’s past, with a few episodes focusing on Casey.  Sarah has always been an enigma throughout the past five seasons, I was glad to see the final focus being on her life.

Although I wish that Sarah had been able to get the intersect glasses that would have given her her memories back. But that is not how it happened, and Sarah still does not remember her life with Chuck. Now Chuck must find her, and it is Morgan who tells him “Follow you heart.”

Chuck finds Sarah sitting on the beach.  He sits down next to her, then explains his feelings.  Sarah wants to find the memories she’s lost and to return to the life she had with Chuck, but first she must find those memories. She looks at Chuck and asks him to tell her everything about how they met to the present.  She leans her head on his shoulder as Chuck begins the story of their life, the scene fades as he begins recalling those memories, and this is how the series concludes.

The conclusion is short and sweet, so that’s how I am keeping this review.  Please go to nbc.com/chuck for the full video, recaps and Mosaic photos you can download as wallpaper, because you will be glad you did!

 

Happy Chuck Watching,

Ceramicat

 

 

 

Book review: Throne of the Crescent Moon by Saladin Ahmed

Throne of the Crescent MoonThrone of the Crescent Moon
Saladin Ahmed
Fantasy
February 2012
DAW
ISBN: 978-0-7564-0711-7
274 pages
hard cover
accquired: purchased
Cross posted from On a Pale Star.

The blurb, from Goodreads:
From Saladin Ahmed, finalist for the Nebula and Campbell Awards, comes one of the year’s most anticipated fantasy debuts, THRONE OF THE CRESCENT MOON, a fantasy adventure with all the magic of The Arabian Nights.

The Crescent Moon Kingdoms, land of djenn and ghuls, holy warriors and heretics, Khalifs and killers, is at the boiling point of a power struggle between the iron-fisted Khalif and the mysterious master thief known as the Falcon Prince. In the midst of this brewing rebellion a series of brutal supernatural murders strikes at the heart of the Kingdoms. It is up to a handful of heroes to learn the truth behind these killings:

Doctor Adoulla Makhslood, “The last real ghul hunter in the great city of Dhamsawaat,” just wants a quiet cup of tea. Three score and more years old, he has grown weary of hunting monsters and saving lives, and is more than ready to retire from his dangerous and demanding vocation. But when an old flame’s family is murdered, Adoulla is drawn back to the hunter’s path.

Raseed bas Raseed, Adoulla’s young assistant, a hidebound holy warrior whose prowess is matched only by his piety, is eager to deliver God’s justice. But even as Raseed’s sword is tested by ghuls and manjackals, his soul is tested when he and Adoulla cross paths with the tribeswoman Zamia.

Zamia Badawi, Protector of the Band, has been gifted with the near-mythical power of the Lion-Shape, but shunned by her people for daring to take up a man’s title. She lives only to avenge her father’s death. Until she learns that Adoulla and his allies also hunt her father’s killer. Until she meets Raseed.

When they learn that the murders and the Falcon Prince’s brewing revolution are connected, the companions must race against time–and struggle against their own misgivings–to save the life of a vicious despot. In so doing they discover a plot for the Throne of the Crescent Moon that threatens to turn Dhamsawaat, and the world itself, into a blood-soaked ruin.

The Review:

Throne of the Crescent Moon opens with an enjoyable morning for Doctor Adoulla Makhslood, one of the last ghul hunters, and the last such in the city of Dhamsawaat. He’s had a long life, has fought monsters for most of it, and what he wants–and what he knows won’t last long, if his history holds true–is to just relax and have a peaceful cup of tea.

Adoulla is a good man, a very very good man, who has a wonderfully earthy attitude. A page into his point of view and I had a great deal of affection for him. His sense of humor, fatalism, and faith instantly sucked me in, and I found myself wanting a cranky, funny, tired, and strong Adoulla is my own life. He reminded me of composite of my uncles, with the added kick-ass ability to destroy the monsters that roam the world.

A perfect foil for Adoulla is the devout and straight-as-an-arrow Raseed bas Raseed, a dervish who, until his apprenticeship to Adoulla two years prior to the story, had seen precious little of the real world, living the sheltered life of a monk. Raseed’s idealistic, black and white view of the world clashes often with the worn practicality of Adoulla’s attitude and perspective. It’s the vitality and naivete of youthful inexperience against the jaded and nuanced view of an old man’s experience. It could be trite, but Ahmed writes them both so well that it feels completely natural.

Raseed and Adoulla come across Lamia Banu Laith Badawi, the Protector of the Band, a young woman who has been touched by Angels and given the ability to shift into the shape of a lioness. She’s on a mission to avenge the deaths of her people, killed by the beings that Adoulla and Raseed are hunting. Lamia is driven by revenge and grief over the loss of her family and band, which has the potential to come across as simple and two-dimensional, but as Adoulla gets to know her, and as the point of view shifts to Lamia, we realize how complex a person she is.

The point of view of the novel starts off with Adoulla, and later shifts to the other major characters, who all are well rounded and believable people. I’m not always a fan of a rotating point of view in novels, but it was handled well here, so no complaints from me.

There is more, of course, to the novel than the characters. I just keep going on about them because I got quite attached. The pace, despite Adoulla’s internal grumblings, is quite fast, giving Adoulla, Raseed, Lamia, and their companions barely time to recover from setbacks and injuries. There are ghuls of different varieties, human monsters, a political crisis, and on the edges, romance. There’s a lot going on here, and it’s woven together beautifully.

Throne of the Crescent Moon is the first book in a planned trilogy, and after reading it, I’m impatient to read the next installment. I enjoyed it thoroughly, and encourage everyone to check it out.

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An Open Letter to George Lucas

Dear Mr. Lucas,

I would like to thank you for your tremendous contributions to the entertainment industry. Star Wars has a legacy of fans that will truly transcend time and space, and Indiana Jones will forever be a timeless treasure. It seems that you truly want to please your fans with films like Star Wars I, II & III. And it seems you continued to try and make your fans happy with the digitally remastered original Star Wars Trilogy that included unfortunate CGI rendered extended scenes. You teamed up with Mr. Spielberg to make Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, which, I assume, was supposed to make fans of that franchise happy as well.

You’ve been met with criticism for your choices lately. Your decision to use CGI characters over the more expensive old school animatronics was met with harsh criticism. Fans weren’t shy about their hatred of JarJar Binks in Episode I and South Park devoted an entire episode to Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, implying that you and Spielberg were “raping the franchise” for money. Now I see you are re-releasing Star Wars Episode I- The Phantom Menace into theaters in 3-D and I’m unfortunately not surprised. After all, isn’t Disney doing the same thing with Beauty and the Beast?

While part of me thinks seeing Darth Maul swing his lightsaber in 3-D would be beyond awesome, another part wonders if this is simply an effort to milk more money out of an already successful franchise. Will the 3-D be realistically used throughout the film as a means to enhance an already iconic experience? Or will we once again be subjected to the same old 3-D tricks that are used as a means to jack up the ticket price? Are you doing this for the money or for the fans? I suppose you’re the only one who knows the answer to that.

Mr. Lucas, I hope when you make the decisions to alter your already popular films you are honestly doing it for the right reason…the fans. Your fans have been very good to you. They’ve supported you and spoiled you in a way only sci-fi fans can, with unbridled adulation.  And despite your repeated application of new-fangled Hollywood gimmicks to your beloved films, the fans have stood by you. They’ve forgiven you for JarJar Binks, CGI Jabba the Hut, and Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. For you are the man who gave them Princess Leia in the Slave Girl costume. Please don’t make us have to forgive you again.

Sincerely,

GreenEggsNSamm

 

Book Review: Saucerers and Gondoliers by Dominic Green

Saucerers and Gondoliers
Dominic Green
Science Fiction, Young Adult
August 2011
Smashwods
171 pages
Format: epub
Accquired: Author sent copy for review
This review is cross-posted to On a Pale Star.

Saucerers and Gondoliers is a fun romp through space with two British teens, Cleo and Ant. We meet the two of them off the side of the motorway, where it’s apparent that Ant’s father is loading his eighteen wheeler with illegally purchased goods. When Ant asks his father what’s being loaded into the truck, he answers “green diesel” – and then the deal starts to go sour. Ant, based on previous experience, takes Cleo off into the woods to get away from the deal his dad is trying to close.

And then Ant and Cleo encounter another example of a man trying to load up a vehicle with ill-gotten goods. Only this one is a flying saucer. Cleo and Ant have gone from a truck loaded with contraband to a flying saucer loaded with it. They have all the luck!

Before long, the two of them find themselves flying through space with their saucer’s captain who is unconscious from his injuries. With no idea of where they are headed, they survive on the crisps and foodstuffs loaded on the saucer, and have a moment of panic when they stop flying and are just…wherever they are. Adrift, with their pilot unconscious.

This sets up my favorite exchange in the book. It cracked me up when I read it, and I kept going back to it:

The alien saucer turned side-on to the light, and Ant saw a faded emblem stenciled across its side. A star in a circle, two rows of stripes like wings, and the letters USASN.

“We’re saved!” he said. “It’s friendly!”

“How do you know it’s friendly?”

“It must be friendly! It’s American!”

This leads Ant and Cleo to the settlement of Croatoan of the New Dixie colony, which is inhabited by the worst examples of Southern Americans possible. Nearly everyone Ant and Cleo encounter here are parodies (I hope they are parodies) of ignorant, racist rednecks who are frozen in pre-civil rights era thinking.

On the one hand, I find it amusing. On the other–maybe it’s some bias on my part as a reader living in the American South–it’s really, really annoying. The only thing that made the residents of Coatoan bearable is that later the Soviet Russians and then Brits that the kids encounter are also all caricatures (though the Brits are perhaps less obnoxious); everyone is equally two dimensional.

Ant and Cleo’s adventures in space opens up several questions about the beginning of the US space program that turns into the Colonies of the United States in space and the United States of the Zodiac with no resolution. Cleo and Ant (and their eventual +1 from Croatoan, Glenn Bob) find out about the mysterious Saucerers, who may or may not exist, and then…nothing. No resolution or exploration of the mystery.

Their romp in space is fun, and I was entertained. Ant and Cleo are clever and entertaining teens. It was easy to read the whole story as a tongue-in-cheek mockery of the space adventures of old. It felt more like a series of encounters than a thoughtful story, though. This thing happens. And then this! And clever humor at the expense of the Americans and Soviets and generally not bright adults! So I wouldn’t pick this up if you are looking for thinky thoughts. It is entertaining, though. Just not deep.

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